stand-up-comic-gifs:

There’s so many bros in Vegas, and these guys will brag about anything.

hornythoughts:

What an original place to fuck.

hornythoughts:

What an original place to fuck.

(via jeezuswest)

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

(Source: steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker, via 10knotes)

kardashian-sistahs:

Kourtney: “I’m gonna be Tyra, and you’re gonna be Kim Kardashian. Why did you make a sex tape?”

Kim: “Because I was horny and felt like it.”

"I told you people I don’t need a doctor, dammit — I am a doctor!”

(Source: elijahwood, via condomfairy)

imanoreocomeeatme:

Stripper Pole Tricks

Defying gravity and logic